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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill” A: Nothing, he didn’t recognize them. Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes? Because white ones get dirty to fast.
Why do elephants float down the river on their backs? Daarvinove they won’t darvinovve their tennis shoes wet. Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles? Because their tennis shoes are too tight. Why do elephants have darvinovf knees?
How do you tell an elephant from a grape? A grape is purple. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants? Why are elephants colored grey? So you can tell them from canaries. What is it that looks like an elephant and flies? What is it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous?
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A flying elephant with a machine gun. If you’re colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape? Jump around on it for awhile.
If you don’t get any wine it’s an elephant. Why don’t more elephant go to college? Not too many eleplanhts jagrade high school. How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen? Three in front and three in back. Why do elephants need trunks?
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Because they don’t have glove compatrments. Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of trees. How do you know if an elephant’s standing near you in an elevator? By the nagradee of peanuts on his breath. Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because the’re easier to get at the ballpark.
How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile’s mouth?
Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters? So you can tell them from boy elephants. Why does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? Why don’t elephants like blue lace petticoats?
Who said they don’t like blue lace petticoats? Where do baby elephants come from? What did the banana say to the elephant? Nothing, bananas can’t talk. Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air? So they can trip birds. How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping? But watch it anyway. Why did the elephant walk around in polka-dot socks?
Somebody stole his tennis shoes. Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory? They got tired of working for peanuts.
How do you housebreak an elephant? You get 14 copies of the New York Times-the Sunday edition. How can you tell if an elephant’s been in the refrigerator?
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By the footprints in the pizza. Why do elephants eat davrinove Because they’re saltier than prunes. Where do you find elephants? It depends where you lost them. What did elephant say when he got caught in the revolvinng door? How do you make a hamburger for an elephant? What do elephants eat beside hamburgers?
Why do elephants have hair on their nagrzde What do you do when an elephant sneezes? Get out of the way. What did the nearsighted elephant say when the Volkswagen ran into it? Why don’t elephants ride busses during rush hour? They’re afraid of pickpockets. What does an elephant smell like before it takes shower? What does an elephant smell like after it takes shower?
How many elephants on a Nurndy team? Two borks, six forwards and two wopplers. Because they wopple better. Why don’t nagrafe like martinis? Did you ever try to get an olive out of your nose? Why aren’t more elephants called Walter? Because Ed and Norm are better names for elephants.
How does an elephant get out of a phone booth? The sane way he got in. What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank. A VER tired hippopotamus. What did Jane say when she saw the elephant working in the drug store? Which elephants don’t get toothaches? Nagrwde in the half of the herd that uses Crest. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchcuk could chuck wood? Listen, you want to know about woodchucks, get the Woodchuck Darvjnove.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff? How do you get an elephant out of a tubr of gelatin? Darvinive the directions on the back of the box. Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it’s out of the high rent district.
How can you tell when an elephant is gettong ready to charge? He takes out his Diner’s Club card. What did the elephant say to the maharajah?
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won’t step on the fish.
Why does an elephant never forget? What’s he got to remember? What did the elephants saywhen they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle? Why aren’t there more Elephants in the Space Program?
Why has the Elephants been replaced as a Household Pet by the Cat?